Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:37:00
You make me sick.
:37:02
You're gonna tell me
that gigantic woman didn't just
pay you to have sex with her?

:37:07
- No!
- Let me tell you something, mister.

:37:10
I can sleep at night because I make
a decent, God-fearing, honest living.

:37:14
I'm sure you do,
but there's nothing I can tell you.

:37:17
Oh, I think there is.
:37:19
What do you think
of this?

:37:21
- You think I can get anything
for it? You know, money?
- I don't know!

:37:24
- Yeah, you think
I'm a loser, don't you?
- No, I don't.

:37:28
Well, maybe I am a loser, but I'm
a loser who can bust your ass.

:37:32
You tell Antoine
I'm gonna nail him.

:37:40
[Zipper Zips]
:37:53
- [Rings]
- [Woman] Hello.

:37:55
- Is this Ruth?
- Yeah. I'll be right down--

:37:58
Goddamn it!
:38:00
- Nice day, huh?
- Yeah.

:38:02
Shove it up your ass!
:38:04
- [Tires Screeching]
- [Horn Honking]

:38:09
Geez, you okay?
:38:11
I'm sorry.
I have Tourette's syndrome.

:38:14
It causes me to have
these uncontrollable outbursts.

:38:18
- It's not so bad.
- Yeah, it's okay.

:38:21
I mean,
you get used to it.

:38:23
Ball sweat!
Anus!

:38:25
Anus licker!
[Gagging Noise]

:38:28
You know,
there are some places...

:38:30
I can't g-g-go--
:38:32
Nipple biter!
Naah-naah-naah-naah-nyiii!

:38:36
What are you talkin' about?
I barely notice it.

:38:39
[Giggles]
Scrotum!

:38:41
Sperm!
Sperm face!

:38:45
I just can't go near
places like churches--

:38:47
Ha ha!
Vulva!

:38:49
elementary schools--
Jizz! Jizz trap!

:38:53
Pretty much anywhere.
:38:55
Ehh-- Fart!
Dildo!

:38:57
Big-- Big, big titties!
:38:59
Shit! Shit whore!

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