Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:59:03
Hey! You stay away
from her, man-whore!

:59:06
Hiya, Deuce. Your three days
are up, lover boy.

:59:10
- So where's Antoine's black book?
- I've looked everywhere.

:59:13
Listen, punk, you are aiding
and abetting a known criminal.

:59:17
Do the initials T and J mean
anything to you?

:59:19
Uh, turkey jizz?
I don't--

:59:21
You better show some respect, or I'm
gonna rip that pleasure-giving
tongue out of your head!

:59:26
- [Zipper Unzips]
- One more thing.

:59:28
I was at the precinct, and I
really had to use the john,

:59:31
and it's pretty filthy in there
and I was in kind of a hurry...

:59:33
and I didn't have time to use one of
those, you know, paper ass gaskets.

:59:37
I was doin' my business, and something
sort of splashed up on me, all over.

:59:40
What do you do in situations like that?
You think I'll be all right?

:59:44
- I think you're pretty safe.
- I better be!

:59:53
- % [Funk]
-[TJ.] Ugly is not
a problem for this guy.

:59:56
My man would stick his dick
in a he-monkey.

:59:58
All right.
I'll catch you later.

1:00:02
What up, Deucey?
1:00:05
[Sighs] You should know,
that cop won't leave me alone.

1:00:08
- % [Off]
- What about the cop?

1:00:11
- He's been asking questions.
- Goddamn white boy.

1:00:14
Anyway, it doesn't matter
to me anymore. I'm quitting.

1:00:16
What about
Antoine's apartment?

1:00:18
I'm gonna get the rest of the money
the old-fashioned way.

1:00:22
You gonna steal it?
1:00:26
See ya, T.J.
1:00:35
I just quit!
I'm never doing it again!

1:00:38
- You lied to me!
- Listen, please.
It's not what you think.

1:00:42
You were paid
to go out with me!

1:00:48
[Sobbing]
1:00:51
- You want breakfast?
- Kate!

1:00:53
Please go away!
I don't want to see you again!

1:00:58
Me neither.

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