:59:01
Then we heard him saying mean things
about Jews and using foul language.
:59:06
We realized he was a jerk.
:59:08
A jerk.
:59:09
We could hear him kicking the dog
on the tape.
:59:12
There's a tape?
:59:13
He records everything. It's in
Rose Mary's desk. He's paranoid.
:59:16
What else did he say on this tape?
:59:18
They talked about hiding...
:59:19
...some guy in South America
because he knew about Watergate.
:59:23
Let me get this straight. You're saying
the President of the United States--
:59:27
-Of America.
-Of America...
:59:29
...the most powerful country
in the world...
:59:34
...is involved
in this Watergate cover-up?
:59:36
-Yeah.
-I guess.
:59:37
Who is he talking to on this tape?
:59:41
Erlichman?
:59:43
Hurlichman.
:59:44
-No, there isn't a Hurlichman.
-Yes, there is.
:59:47
There's not a Hurlichman.
:59:49
There's a Haldeman.
And there's an Erlichman.
:59:52
Wait, wait, wait.
:59:53
The guy who's, like, kind of fleshy...
:59:55
...who wears horn-rimmed glasses
and a cheesy dark suit.
:59:59
It sounded like him.
1:00:01
Show me which one.
1:00:06
I never realized how much
they all look alike.
1:00:11
The document you mentioned on the phone,
it was written to Haldeman?
1:00:15
If we publish that, we could nail him.
1:00:18
Give me skin, Daddy.
1:00:23
We don't really have it right now.
1:00:25
What?
1:00:27
The dog ate it.
1:00:29
The dog ate it.
1:00:33
Great. You know, I don't need this.
I went to Yale.
1:00:38
Sorry.
1:00:40
We could've gotten grounded
for sneaking out.
1:00:42
If we could get that tape....
1:00:45
But it's in the White House.
1:00:46
You know who else I think is sexy
is Robert Plant, from Led Zeppelin.
1:00:51
He reminds me of my brother.
1:00:58
Your brother's not that bad.
Not that I like him.