:37:01
Then it hits me.
We could live like phat rats...
:37:04
if we were the blunt connection
in Shermer, Illinois.
:37:07
So we collected some money
we were owed and caught a bus.
:37:11
But you know what the fuck
we found out when we got there?
:37:14
There is no Shermer, Illinois.
:37:18
Movies are fuckin´ bullshit.
:37:20
- When are you going back to NewJersey?
- This broad asks a lot ofquestions.
:37:25
- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow.
:37:29
Yeah. So you do anal?
:37:31
Is it true that chicks fart
if you blast them in the ass?
:37:35
I didn't ask you out for sex.
:37:37
I'll take head.
:37:42
This is gonna sound really bad. I can't
believe I'm even thinking about this.
:37:50
I think I should go with you.
:37:52
Like steady?
You wanna be my girlfriend?
:37:57
All right, but Silent Bob gets
to live with us and you pay the rent.
:38:00
No. I wanna go with you
to NewJersey.
:38:04
Really?
:38:05
You're going to lead me somewhere.
:38:08
Me lead you?
:38:10
Lady, look at me. I don't even know
where I am half the time.
:38:14
If we're not gonna fuck, then what
the fuck did you ask us out for?
:38:17
Someone told me I'd meet you and you'd
take me someplace I was supposed to go.
:38:22
What the hell are you babbling about?
:38:25
We saved your ass from
some angry fuckin´ dwarves...
:38:28
and now we're supposed to take you
somewhere as if we know where it is?
:38:35
Do you believe in God?
:38:39
Holy fuck! All the fine, immoral bitches
out in front of that place...
:38:43
and we gotta get the oneJesus freak?
:38:45
- Let's get the fuck out ofhere.
- Wait.
:38:47
- I'll scream rape.
- I can payyou.
:38:50
Pay?
:38:55
A hundred bucks
for being my guide.
:38:57
You were going toJersey anyway.
All I'm asking is to tag along.