:52:00
not to mention fine-ass
Mary Magdalene.
:52:03
She had a thing for dark meat,
if you follow me.
:52:05
Maybe this is just me talking,
but ifl were in Heaven...
:52:09
I wouldn't care what the Bible said
as long as they got the message right.
:52:13
The message is what counts.
:52:15
But folks who build their faith
on that message should be color blind.
:52:20
And all my rabble-rousing
is not doing that much above.
:52:24
So I'm gonna need
some help down here.
:52:26
That's why I'm gonna help you stop those
angels from gettin´ into that church...
:52:31
in exchange foryou helping me
with my campaign.
:52:34
How do you know about that,
the angels?
:52:37
- Isn't much I don't know about you.
- I find that hard to believe.
:52:41
When you were five, you let a kid
from next door piss on your hand.
:52:46
You did that shit?
You're nasty.
:52:51
I never told anybody about that.
:52:54
Neither did he.
:52:56
Two years later,
that kid died of leukemia.
:52:59
His name was Brian Johnson.
:53:03
Your exploits,
no matter how inane...
:53:05
are well documented in Heaven.
:53:08
Probably Hell too.
:53:16
Where are you going?
:53:18
Tell me somethin´ about me.
:53:21
You masturbate more than anyone
on the planet.
:53:24
Fuck. Everyone knows that.
Tell me something nobody knows.
:53:28
When you do it,
you're thinking about guys.
:53:35
- Dude, not all the time.
- Sorry ifl scared you.
:53:42
Two-thirds ofme wants to
forget about this and go home.
:53:47
Yesterday, I wasn't sure
God even existed.
:53:50
Now I'm up to my ass
in Christian mythology.
:53:54
Let me let you in
on a little inside info.
:53:59
God hates it when
it's referred to as "mythology."