:13:00
of the Lutheran
Sisterhood Gun Club.
:13:02
Love that one.
:13:09
Would you say...
:13:11
you have a good chance
to win this pageant?
:13:13
Yeah. You bet I do.
:13:15
I mean, maybe other people think
I can't win a beauty pageant...
:13:18
but other people didn't think
I could beat out...
:13:20
Becky Leeman for president of
the gun club, either, and I did.
:13:25
It's just like
Anthony Robbins says...
:13:27
"I'm a winner.
:13:28
"Nobody can stop me but me. "
:13:41
Well, you know, I think
everybody's doing really well...
:13:45
considering the fact
she was so young.
:13:47
It's always hard to see
the young ones called home.
:13:49
Especially
on an exploding thresher.
:13:52
It's just so odd and gross.
:13:55
You know, sometimes...
:13:56
it's hard to understand
God's great plan.
:14:01
But the show must go on.
:14:03
I gotta get ahold of Ted...
:14:05
and ask him if we can use that
barn light as a spot again...
:14:07
so you watch
the Jell-O salad, OK?
:14:09
You girls gonna sign up
for the pageant this year?
:14:11
I ain't gonna be
in no goddamn pageant.
:14:13
Look what happened
to that dork-ass farm girl.
:14:15
Tammy Curry?
:14:16
Yeah. Everyone says
this is a big accident?
:14:18
She got iced
because she wins everything...
:14:20
and this time someone
didn't want her to win.
:14:22
This pageant's
like a Roach Motel.
:14:24
Girls check in,
but they don't check out.
:14:26
Yeah, and they say smoking's
bad for your health.
:14:33
And... tendu, close.
Tendu, close.
:14:36
Tendu, close, plié.
:14:39
And repeat.
:14:40
Tendu...
:14:41
Suck in the bellies, girls!
:14:43
And tuck in the tushes!
:14:45
Close those legs.
:14:47
You look like a bunch
of bowlegged cows.
:14:50
Other side!
:14:52
And tendu, close. Tendu, close.
:14:56
Tendu, close, plié.
:14:57
Yeah, you boys
sure picked a good year.