:14:01
But the show must go on.
:14:03
I gotta get ahold of Ted...
:14:05
and ask him if we can use that
barn light as a spot again...
:14:07
so you watch
the Jell-O salad, OK?
:14:09
You girls gonna sign up
for the pageant this year?
:14:11
I ain't gonna be
in no goddamn pageant.
:14:13
Look what happened
to that dork-ass farm girl.
:14:15
Tammy Curry?
:14:16
Yeah. Everyone says
this is a big accident?
:14:18
She got iced
because she wins everything...
:14:20
and this time someone
didn't want her to win.
:14:22
This pageant's
like a Roach Motel.
:14:24
Girls check in,
but they don't check out.
:14:26
Yeah, and they say smoking's
bad for your health.
:14:33
And... tendu, close.
Tendu, close.
:14:36
Tendu, close, plié.
:14:39
And repeat.
:14:40
Tendu...
:14:41
Suck in the bellies, girls!
:14:43
And tuck in the tushes!
:14:45
Close those legs.
:14:47
You look like a bunch
of bowlegged cows.
:14:50
Other side!
:14:52
And tendu, close. Tendu, close.
:14:56
Tendu, close, plié.
:14:57
Yeah, you boys
sure picked a good year.
:15:00
If I was a betting woman...
:15:01
and there was a line
on this in Vegas...
:15:03
I'd lay down ten to one
that it all comes down...
:15:06
to Amber Atkins
and Becky Leeman.
:15:08
Oh, sweet Jesus.
:15:10
What a showdown this should be.
:15:11
If Cain and Abel...
:15:13
Oh, God!
:15:15
That's so embarrassing.
:15:23
My winning the Mount Rose...
:15:27
American Teen Princess Pageant
really changed my life.
:15:33
Amber does my hair once a week.
:15:37
Well, it's the least I can do...
:15:40
for the reigning Mount Rose
American Teen Princess.
:15:44
- Oh, God.
- What?
:15:47
Oh, just a little snarl.
:15:49
Don't tell.
:15:53
What? Oh, my God.
:15:55
Lights, camera, and me
without a stitch of makeup on.
:15:59
What are you guys doing here?