:18:10
Hey, hey, you like it?
:18:13
- Open it.
- This?
:18:14
Yeah, the globe.
:18:16
Go on,
pull on the North Pole there.
:18:17
Here, watch.
:18:18
Honey, this isn't a showroom.
:18:19
See, this holds three
full-size booze bottles.
:18:22
Tape cassette
comes out of Afghanistan.
:18:26
All right, all right.
:18:28
How quickly they forget
where this all comes from.
:18:30
Taiwan.
:18:32
That's enough, young lady.
:18:35
I beg your pardon.
Would you like a drink?
:18:36
Lmpartial?
:18:38
When I'm outside these walls,
I am Gladys Leeman...
:18:41
president Civil Servettes,
impartial as the day is long.
:18:43
But I'm in my house now,
and I gotta warn you...
:18:45
I'm wearing my wife apron
and my mom hat...
:18:47
so I can safely say
that I am the mother...
:18:49
of the most talented contestant
Mount Rose has ever had.
:18:52
Oh, gosh, she's been
singing and dancing...
:18:54
since she was knee-high
to a pig's eye.
:18:56
Yeah, she's damn
near as good as...
:18:58
you know, that little...
that black fellow...
:19:00
the one with the glass eye...
:19:01
the Candy Man...
:19:02
- Sammy Davis, Jr.
- Yeah, the Jew.
:19:05
Nice one, Dad. He's dead.
:19:18
Yeah. Then we have
the Judges Interview.
:19:20
Where each girl has a little
ten-minute get-together...
:19:23
with the judges
prior to the pageant.
:19:25
Then we have the...
:19:31
Hello, Tony.
:19:35
Hey to the folks.
:19:36
Yeah, all right.
:19:38
Gladys, the Judges Interview.
:19:46
So you've judged a lot
of pageants over the years?
:19:50
No. No. No way. No.
:19:52
Never judged a pageant
before in my life.
:19:56
No way.
:19:57
Never been around young girls.