:32:02
About that...
:32:06
I... Oh, my God!
:32:11
Oh, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
:32:14
She's pregnant!
:32:16
Oh, Amber, wait!
:32:18
Come back here.
Mommy wants to talk to you.
:32:20
And then kill you!
:32:22
Why don't you see
if there's any more beer...
:32:24
left in that can
and relax a bit?
:32:28
- I'm quitting the pageant.
- You're what?
:32:31
I'm quitting the pageant.
:32:32
I was just trying to scare you
into changing your mind.
:32:36
Christ, the woman clung
to your tap shoes...
:32:38
while flying through the air
like a goddamn lawn dart.
:32:40
I know, I know.
:32:41
Hey, Little Miss Sad Pants
and her friend Serious Sally.
:32:44
How about
some nice cool mints...
:32:46
to turn those frowns
upside down?
:32:50
Do you think a nice cool mint
would help...
:32:52
if I shoved your head
up your ass?
:32:57
So what do I say?
:32:59
Simple, just say...
:33:04
I know you sacrificed
everything...
:33:06
relationships, dreams...
:33:08
your tummy, ass, and thighs...
:33:09
all to bring me
into this world...
:33:11
all so I could have tap lessons
and be in the pageant...
:33:14
the same one you were in,
but you know what?
:33:16
I'm quitting.
:33:17
There. Easy as pie.
:33:20
Oh, my God. I am so dead.
:33:22
Yeah, you betcha.
:33:24
Go on, get out!
:33:25
Next one in here without a pack
of Luckys in her hand dies!
:33:28
Yeah, sure.
You have a super day, too.
:33:31
Get out!
:33:34
Mom, look. Don't talk.
:33:36
First of all,
I'm not pregnant, OK?
:33:40
I am not letting go
until you tell me what's up.
:33:43
Amber, I am reaching a point
where I would kill someone...
:33:46
for the nicotine
under their fingernails.
:33:48
You hear me, Loretta?
:33:49
OK, OK...
:33:51
yesterday I got this picture...
:33:54
so I'm thinking about...
:33:57
you know...
:33:59
I'm gonna quit the pageant.