:31:01
and then in surgery...
:31:04
remove this.
:31:05
Oh, God.
:31:08
Oh, Mom, it's so ugly.
:31:09
Ruined a brand-new pair
of Lee Press-Ons.
:31:12
Well, I sat down to have a beer,
and kablooey.
:31:16
Next thing I know...
:31:18
something blows
through my kitchen window...
:31:20
and I'm ass-up
in somebody's flower bed.
:31:24
Hey, ass-wipe, quit dicking
around with the camera.
:31:27
Just put another book under it.
:31:28
Dude, don't say "ass-wipe. "
:31:29
Mom's got the window open.
We gotta hurry up, though...
:31:32
because we only got three
frickin' minutes on the battery.
:31:35
All right, ready.
:31:36
One, two...
:31:37
One, two, three!
:31:42
Shit!
:31:43
Let's get out of here!
:31:49
I shoved your tap shoes
in my panties...
:31:51
before I was blown
out of the house.
:31:53
You go find the guy
who cut 'em off.
:31:55
He'll give 'em to you...
:31:56
so you can practice
for the pageant.
:32:02
About that...
:32:06
I... Oh, my God!
:32:11
Oh, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
:32:14
She's pregnant!
:32:16
Oh, Amber, wait!
:32:18
Come back here.
Mommy wants to talk to you.
:32:20
And then kill you!
:32:22
Why don't you see
if there's any more beer...
:32:24
left in that can
and relax a bit?
:32:28
- I'm quitting the pageant.
- You're what?
:32:31
I'm quitting the pageant.
:32:32
I was just trying to scare you
into changing your mind.
:32:36
Christ, the woman clung
to your tap shoes...
:32:38
while flying through the air
like a goddamn lawn dart.
:32:40
I know, I know.
:32:41
Hey, Little Miss Sad Pants
and her friend Serious Sally.
:32:44
How about
some nice cool mints...
:32:46
to turn those frowns
upside down?
:32:50
Do you think a nice cool mint
would help...
:32:52
if I shoved your head
up your ass?
:32:57
So what do I say?
:32:59
Simple, just say...