1:18:04
- OK, ladies!
- Girls, come on.
1:18:05
Ladies, listen up.
I'm Colleen Douglas.
1:18:08
And this raven beauty
on my right is Terry Macy.
1:18:11
Hi there.
1:18:12
And we're your Minnesota
American Teen Princess...
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state board.
1:18:16
That's right.
1:18:17
We're also the cofounders of
the Minnesota Modeling Academy.
1:18:20
Yep. And you can get
your applications...
1:18:22
over here at the tiki bar...
1:18:23
and we will wave the
fifty-dollar application fee...
1:18:25
if you list a friend
and put down her address.
1:18:29
So...
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you're cute.
1:18:32
Oh, I see you're married.
1:18:34
If you catch this in your mouth,
I'll give you a present.
1:18:37
All right? Open wide.
1:18:40
Oh, God, you got that
on the first try.
1:18:42
Come here.
1:18:43
Oh, you are cute.
1:18:45
OK, due to budgetary
cutbacks...
1:18:47
And the fact...
1:18:48
that the national didn't
cough up a goddamn nickel...
1:18:50
You won't be staying overnight.
1:18:52
So everybody pay attention.
1:18:54
You've got about eight hours
till showtime.
1:18:56
Remember to count, ladies.
1:18:58
Cross on the left
and arms up on eight.
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On the beat, on the beat,
on the beat!
1:19:03
Keep on. Keep moving it.
1:19:05
Come on, Miss Forest Lake...
1:19:07
take that stick out of your ass
or I will!
1:19:08
All right. Very nice.
1:19:10
Now come on.
1:19:11
Mom's out here in the front row.
1:19:13
Come on. Sell it!
1:19:14
That's very nice.
1:19:16
Remember, figure eights, ladies.
1:19:17
I can sum up our entire
philosophy with this glass.
1:19:23
I can look at it and see...
1:19:25
it's half full.
1:19:27
Which in the beauty pageant biz
means...
1:19:29
"Where the hell is my waiter?!"
1:19:31
- Marco!
- Polo!
1:19:33
Stop with the friggin' Marco
Polo, or I'll come over there...
1:19:36
and rip your
fat little heads off!
1:19:47
Miss Burnsville,
you're up next.
1:19:54
I have a little
secret weapon of my own.
1:19:58
Don't tell anyone.