1:19:01
On the beat, on the beat,
on the beat!
1:19:03
Keep on. Keep moving it.
1:19:05
Come on, Miss Forest Lake...
1:19:07
take that stick out of your ass
or I will!
1:19:08
All right. Very nice.
1:19:10
Now come on.
1:19:11
Mom's out here in the front row.
1:19:13
Come on. Sell it!
1:19:14
That's very nice.
1:19:16
Remember, figure eights, ladies.
1:19:17
I can sum up our entire
philosophy with this glass.
1:19:23
I can look at it and see...
1:19:25
it's half full.
1:19:27
Which in the beauty pageant biz
means...
1:19:29
"Where the hell is my waiter?!"
1:19:31
- Marco!
- Polo!
1:19:33
Stop with the friggin' Marco
Polo, or I'll come over there...
1:19:36
and rip your
fat little heads off!
1:19:47
Miss Burnsville,
you're up next.
1:19:54
I have a little
secret weapon of my own.
1:19:58
Don't tell anyone.
1:20:11
Oh, I don't eat shellfish.
1:20:13
Ma always says,
"Don't eat anything...
1:20:15
"that can carry its house
around with it.
1:20:16
"Who knows the last time
it's been cleaned?"
1:20:18
I've done
about thirty-five pageants.
1:20:21
I guess my most memorable one...
1:20:23
would have to be
Miss Teen America 1995...
1:20:25
'cause it was in Vegas.
1:20:28
And my roommate did Adam West.
1:20:29
She said he was so horny.
1:20:44
Oh, my God.