1:20:11
Oh, I don't eat shellfish.
1:20:13
Ma always says,
"Don't eat anything...
1:20:15
"that can carry its house
around with it.
1:20:16
"Who knows the last time
it's been cleaned?"
1:20:18
I've done
about thirty-five pageants.
1:20:21
I guess my most memorable one...
1:20:23
would have to be
Miss Teen America 1995...
1:20:25
'cause it was in Vegas.
1:20:28
And my roommate did Adam West.
1:20:29
She said he was so horny.
1:20:44
Oh, my God.
1:21:02
I should just go home now.
1:21:05
OK, real good.
1:21:07
One suggestion, sweetie.
1:21:08
Why don't you hike up your skirt
a little bit then, OK?
1:21:12
Next!
1:21:15
Oh, my God.
1:21:17
I gotta go!
1:21:18
You better do something
about those nerves, sweetie.
1:21:21
Thirty million people
aren't gonna wait for you...
1:21:22
while you run to the john.
1:21:24
That's true.
1:21:27
Will somebody
get a mop and a bucket?
1:21:30
Today, a beauty pageant
turned ugly.
1:21:35
Did I win?
1:21:37
Honey, if I was a good lover...
1:21:38
Oh, for crap sake.
1:21:40
A salmonella dysentery
outbreak...
1:21:42
now traced to improperly
refrigerated shellfish...
1:21:44
was believed to be the cause.
1:21:53
Oh, my God.
Do you think they heard us?
1:21:55
Oh, for Christ's sake!
Call an ambulance!
1:21:59
An ambulance?