:01:00
And here's your horse!
:01:02
Well, come on, horsie.
:01:06
Hey! l wanted a live horse!
:01:09
lt was alive--
but l didn't say when.
:01:11
Nobody liked the Phox with a ''PH,'' but
nobody could ever get the better of him.
:01:16
One day, the sly Phox was tripping
through the woods...
:01:20
Oh, hardy, har, har.
:01:22
when he chanced upon a mysterious box
sitting in an open glade.
:01:25
On its top was written
this strange legend.
:01:27
''To take my treasure you may try...
:01:29
but he who opens me shall die!''
A treasure chest!
:01:33
Gadzooks, l'm in luck!
:01:35
But whoever opens it shall die.
:01:37
Ergo, l got to get some dummy
to open it for me.
:01:40
But who would be that much
of a nitwit?
:01:50
Desmond Dullwit wasn't exactly
the village idiot.
:01:53
- But l came in second.
- Desmond, old buddy!
:01:58
l need somebody to open a box for me.
:02:00
No, you don't.
Whoever opens that box is gonna die.
:02:04
- How do you know that?
- l was listening to the story.
:02:08
So l ain't gonna open it.
:02:10
But you must, Desmond.
:02:12
That box holds a beautiful princess
who was put under a spell...
:02:16
by a wicked witch, remember?
:02:19
- Well, listen.
- Little did Desmond know...
:02:21
that the wily Phox
was an accomplished ventriloquist.
:02:24
Oh, help! Help me, Desmond!
:02:27
There is somebody in there!
:02:30
Hey, how does she know my name?
:02:32
Why, she's been secretly
in love with you for years.
:02:36
Oh, joy bells!
Hang on, honey!
:02:39
Lover pumpkin is here!
:02:43
Sainted Aunt Hannah!
Look at that!
:02:46
Gold! Jewelry!
Queen Victoria's spittoon!
:02:50
l'm rich! Rich!
:02:53
l don't see a princess, Mr. Phox.
:02:55
Of course not, you stupid lox.
:02:57
lt was a joke. Get it?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.