:02:00
No, you don't.
Whoever opens that box is gonna die.
:02:04
- How do you know that?
- l was listening to the story.
:02:08
So l ain't gonna open it.
:02:10
But you must, Desmond.
:02:12
That box holds a beautiful princess
who was put under a spell...
:02:16
by a wicked witch, remember?
:02:19
- Well, listen.
- Little did Desmond know...
:02:21
that the wily Phox
was an accomplished ventriloquist.
:02:24
Oh, help! Help me, Desmond!
:02:27
There is somebody in there!
:02:30
Hey, how does she know my name?
:02:32
Why, she's been secretly
in love with you for years.
:02:36
Oh, joy bells!
Hang on, honey!
:02:39
Lover pumpkin is here!
:02:43
Sainted Aunt Hannah!
Look at that!
:02:46
Gold! Jewelry!
Queen Victoria's spittoon!
:02:50
l'm rich! Rich!
:02:53
l don't see a princess, Mr. Phox.
:02:55
Of course not, you stupid lox.
:02:57
lt was a joke. Get it?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
:03:02
You go get yourself a big crocus sack
and we'll divide all the treasure.
:03:07
Half and half, even steven, 80-20.
:03:10
All right--
but l'd rather have a princess.
:03:14
No sooner had Desmond gone then the wily
Phox pulled out a sack of his own...
:03:17
and began filling it
with the priceless treasure.
:03:20
Meanwhile...
:03:21
Desmond wandered through the lavender
glen looking for a crocus sack.
:03:24
There he chanced upon
a beautiful milkmaid.
:03:28
Hi there, missy.
:03:29
You wouldn't happen to have
an old crocus sack would you?
:03:32
Why, l'm wearing one.
:03:34
l just need it
to put my priceless treasure into.
:03:37
Priceless treasure!
:03:39
Just a minute, honey!
:03:42
- Here you are.
- Thanks a bunch.
:03:47
Wait for me, lover pumpkin!
:03:49
The smarmy Phox had filled his sack
when he noticed one small coin...
:03:53
left in the chest.
:03:54
An lndian-head penny!
:03:56
Of course the greedy Phox
had to have it.
:03:59
Are you kiddin'? They bring
three pazoozas on the open market.