:03:02
You go get yourself a big crocus sack
and we'll divide all the treasure.
:03:07
Half and half, even steven, 80-20.
:03:10
All right--
but l'd rather have a princess.
:03:14
No sooner had Desmond gone then the wily
Phox pulled out a sack of his own...
:03:17
and began filling it
with the priceless treasure.
:03:20
Meanwhile...
:03:21
Desmond wandered through the lavender
glen looking for a crocus sack.
:03:24
There he chanced upon
a beautiful milkmaid.
:03:28
Hi there, missy.
:03:29
You wouldn't happen to have
an old crocus sack would you?
:03:32
Why, l'm wearing one.
:03:34
l just need it
to put my priceless treasure into.
:03:37
Priceless treasure!
:03:39
Just a minute, honey!
:03:42
- Here you are.
- Thanks a bunch.
:03:47
Wait for me, lover pumpkin!
:03:49
The smarmy Phox had filled his sack
when he noticed one small coin...
:03:53
left in the chest.
:03:54
An lndian-head penny!
:03:56
Of course the greedy Phox
had to have it.
:03:59
Are you kiddin'? They bring
three pazoozas on the open market.
:04:01
But, in reaching
for that last penny...
:04:04
Phox overbalanced and--
:04:07
Here l am, Mr. Phox.
:04:09
Oh, lookie! He must have left
my share for me.
:04:12
- But where'd he go?
- l'm in the box! Let me out!
:04:16
Sure you are!
:04:19
What a kidder.
:04:20
Get me out of here!
:04:23
Well, thanks for divvying it up
with me, Mr. Phox--
:04:26
wherever you are.
:04:27
And the stupid lox ambled off,
followed by the beautiful milkmaid.
:04:31
Hold it, sugar-puss!
:04:33
Years later, whenever anyone would ask
about the Phox with the ''PH''...
:04:36
the answer was always the same.
:04:39
Who cares?
:04:40
As for Desmond Dullwit, he and his
beautiful wife lived happily...
:04:44
to a ripe old age.
:04:47
Wait a minute. The legend said
that whoever opened the box would die.
:04:51
Yeah, but it didn't say when.