:27:01
is that he found all this gold...
:27:04
- on land he doesn't own.
- l did?
:27:07
But the owner is staking no claim.
:27:09
He says whoever finds the gold
gets to keep it.
:27:11
And that's why the big gold rush
is on for northern Canada.
:27:17
Stay tuned. Bette Midler is next.
:27:19
- No!
- Yeah.
:27:24
Meanwhile, on the US-Canadian border...
:27:27
all is tranquil, as usual.
:27:29
You want some of me?
:27:34
You want some of Dwayne Cuffman?
:27:38
Come on!
:27:57
Passports!
:27:59
Hey, stop-- What--
l must see your passports!
:28:04
Trouble along the Canadian-US border
continues to mount.
:28:07
They seem to be yuppie wetbacks,
mostly...
:28:10
- but a lot of them are dentists.
- And this just in.
:28:12
Scientists discovered that Canadian
bacon is actually ordinary ham.
:28:17
What could be better than a plan
working exactly as you planned it?
:28:21
Nothing.
:28:22
That's what's better.
:28:25
Drop it, Whiplash.
:28:27
- lt's about time you showed up.
- About time?
:28:30
We're here to kill you.
:28:32
That won't be necessary.
Gentlemen, forgive my manners.
:28:36
Please, take a seat.
:28:43
- You weren't in the Sudan.
- You don't say.
:28:46
- Where are all the other men?
- Where are they?
:28:49
They're all over the place--
Heathrow, the Rome airport, Mozambique--
:28:54
We all ran out of money.
:28:56
This could be the right-sized group
l've been looking for.