:28:04
Trouble along the Canadian-US border
continues to mount.
:28:07
They seem to be yuppie wetbacks,
mostly...
:28:10
- but a lot of them are dentists.
- And this just in.
:28:12
Scientists discovered that Canadian
bacon is actually ordinary ham.
:28:17
What could be better than a plan
working exactly as you planned it?
:28:21
Nothing.
:28:22
That's what's better.
:28:25
Drop it, Whiplash.
:28:27
- lt's about time you showed up.
- About time?
:28:30
We're here to kill you.
:28:32
That won't be necessary.
Gentlemen, forgive my manners.
:28:36
Please, take a seat.
:28:43
- You weren't in the Sudan.
- You don't say.
:28:46
- Where are all the other men?
- Where are they?
:28:49
They're all over the place--
Heathrow, the Rome airport, Mozambique--
:28:54
We all ran out of money.
:28:56
This could be the right-sized group
l've been looking for.
:29:01
What are you talking about?
We're going to kill you.
:29:02
You're not going to kill me.
You're going to work for me.
:29:05
Yeah. l need you boys
to help me run the town.
:29:10
Everyone's gone, including the man
who ran the Slaw-Dogs stand.
:29:15
Therefore, boys,
l'm gonna need your help...
:29:19
to run Whiplash City.
:29:21
Lefty, didn't you once attend school?
:29:24
- Well, l-- Yeah.
- Good.
:29:26
Now you're the new superintendent
for schools.
:29:30
Thanks, Whip.
This is a dream come true for me.
:29:33
Homer, didn't you once work
at McDonald's?
:29:36
Yeah, Whip,
but l'm your number two guy.
:29:39
l'm part of the brain trust.
:29:40
Absolutely.
:29:42
Now you can manage
the Snidely Whiplash Slaw-Dogs stand.
:29:46
Oh, man.
l'm getting screwed.
:29:49
And we're going to need doctors.
:29:53
Which one of you is dumb enough
to think you can perform brain surgery?