:02:00
- Yes ?
- lsn't this show similar to
a show P.B.S. had in the '70s ?
:02:05
- The Loud Family ?
- No, no, this is completely different.
:02:09
We are gonna--
We're gonna pick one person,
:02:12
one, one normal person,
:02:15
not like you folks.
:02:17
And we're gonna put that person's life
on television all day long, live.
:02:23
lt's not P.B.S.,
it's not Real World.
:02:25
We're not gonna film it
and then edit it later.
:02:27
ls that how l sound ?
l don't sound like that, do l ?
:02:30
- More or less.
- On a good day.
:02:32
You never said anything ?
:02:34
- l don't mean to be negative here.
- Ooh !
:02:37
Hey !
:02:40
l know this was your idea, but doesn't
this have a great chance of being--
:02:44
A big, smelly bomb ?
Oh, you betcha ! Yeah.
:02:46
And wouldn't that be,
you know, a bad thing ?
:02:50
Keith, we're getting our butts kicked
by the Gardening Channel.
:02:53
People would rather watch soil.
:02:55
We are this close to having
chalk outlines around our careers.
:03:00
l love that we're doing this,
and l love that it's risky.
:03:03
All anyone every does
in this business is follow the pack.
:03:06
Hell, if people tune into this twice
a day for five minutes, we're a hit.
:03:10
You know what finally
convinced me that this could work ?
:03:13
Half a dozen wine coolers ?
:03:15
When l realized that
the person we pick,
:03:18
the guy that's on TV
all day long, doesn't have to be good.
:03:21
- lf he's good, great,
but if he's bad, even better.
- Bad is better ?
:03:25
People can't turn away from an accident.
You drive by and say,
:03:29
"Ooh, l hope there's not
a head in the road. That would be--"
:03:32
But then you look.
You don't wanna miss it.
:03:34
So we put a guy on TV,
and we sit and wait and see...
:03:37
if that head starts rollin'
down the highway.
:03:40
Now that's fun
for the whole family.
:03:42
- So, what's our next step ?
- We find ourselves
a big, fat rolling head.
:03:49
Are you seeing this ?
Are you looking around you ?
:03:52
God, you know what this is ?
:03:55
This is a horror show.
:03:58
- What are you going off
about now, John Boy ?
- This doesn't bug you ?