:03:00
l love that we're doing this,
and l love that it's risky.
:03:03
All anyone every does
in this business is follow the pack.
:03:06
Hell, if people tune into this twice
a day for five minutes, we're a hit.
:03:10
You know what finally
convinced me that this could work ?
:03:13
Half a dozen wine coolers ?
:03:15
When l realized that
the person we pick,
:03:18
the guy that's on TV
all day long, doesn't have to be good.
:03:21
- lf he's good, great,
but if he's bad, even better.
- Bad is better ?
:03:25
People can't turn away from an accident.
You drive by and say,
:03:29
"Ooh, l hope there's not
a head in the road. That would be--"
:03:32
But then you look.
You don't wanna miss it.
:03:34
So we put a guy on TV,
and we sit and wait and see...
:03:37
if that head starts rollin'
down the highway.
:03:40
Now that's fun
for the whole family.
:03:42
- So, what's our next step ?
- We find ourselves
a big, fat rolling head.
:03:49
Are you seeing this ?
Are you looking around you ?
:03:52
God, you know what this is ?
:03:55
This is a horror show.
:03:58
- What are you going off
about now, John Boy ?
- This doesn't bug you ?
:04:01
All our friends and
everybody getting married,
:04:04
and are having kids
and their careers.
:04:06
- Their kids are having careers.
lt's a mess.
- Why would that bug me ?
:04:10
Look at us, right ?
We are doin' fine.
:04:12
Oh. Okay.
You have a beer around your neck.
:04:16
- Okay ?
- That's my point !
:04:19
- Your brother's here.
- Hey, go long, man.
:04:23
l'm gonna go say hi to Kim.
:04:25
Yeah. Listen, that was great
tonight. l loved it. Oh, man !
:04:30
- lnsane, Ray.
- What's goin' on ?
:04:32
l'm tellin' ya, it's weird.
:04:34
We meet, we go out and bing-bang-boom,
she's got me meetin' her parents.
:04:38
What do you mean,
bing-bang-boom, buddy ?
:04:40
You've been goin' out with her
for six months.
:04:43
- Yeah ?
- Yeah.
:04:45
l suddenly feel like
the walls are closing in on me.
:04:48
You know ? The father is sittin' there
askin' me about my career prospects.
:04:53
- What was l saying ?
- Can you believe that ?
:04:55
Oh, at dinner,
:04:57
the dog is sniffing my balls.