:22:01
or unwilling to
perform the duties
:22:02
listed on
the safety card,
:22:04
please ask
a flight attendant
:22:06
to reseatyou.''
:22:08
It's a lot
ofresponsibility.
:22:11
Wanna switch seats?
:22:13
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man
:22:14
for that particularjob.
:22:16
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet.
:22:19
Mm-hmm.
:22:21
The illusion ofsafety.
:22:23
Yeah. I guess so.
:22:26
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?
:22:28
Soyou can breathe.
:22:30
Oxygen gets you high.
:22:33
In a catastrophic
emergency,
:22:35
you're taking giant
panicked breaths.
:22:38
Suddenlyyou become
euphoric, docile.
:22:40
You acceptyour fate.
:22:43
It's all right here.
:22:45
Emergency
water landing--
:22:47
600 miles an hour.
:22:49
Blank faces,
:22:50
calm as Hindu cows.
:22:51
That's, um...
:22:54
That's an interesting
theory.
:22:59
What doyou do?
:23:01
What doyou mean?
:23:02
What doyou do
for a living?
:23:03
Why? Soyou can pretend
likeyou're interested?
:23:07
[Laughs]
:23:09
OK.
:23:10
You have a kind of
sick desperation
:23:12
in your laugh.
:23:16
We have
the exact same briefcase.
:23:20
Soap.
:23:22
Sorry?
:23:23
I make
and I sell soap--
:23:26
theyardstick
ofcivilization.
:23:29
Narrator: And this is
how I met...
:23:30
''Tyler Durden.''
:23:32
Did you know, ifyou
mixed equal parts
:23:34
ofgasoline and frozen
orangejuice concentrate,
:23:36
you can make napalm?
:23:38
No, I did not know that.
Is that true?
:23:40
That's right.
:23:41
One can make all kinds
ofexplosives
:23:43
using simple
household items.
:23:45
Really?
:23:46
Ifone were
so inclined.
:23:52
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting
:23:55
''single-serving'' friend
I've ever met.
:23:57
See, obviously,
:23:59
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even--