:23:01
What doyou mean?
:23:02
What doyou do
for a living?
:23:03
Why? Soyou can pretend
likeyou're interested?
:23:07
[Laughs]
:23:09
OK.
:23:10
You have a kind of
sick desperation
:23:12
in your laugh.
:23:16
We have
the exact same briefcase.
:23:20
Soap.
:23:22
Sorry?
:23:23
I make
and I sell soap--
:23:26
theyardstick
ofcivilization.
:23:29
Narrator: And this is
how I met...
:23:30
''Tyler Durden.''
:23:32
Did you know, ifyou
mixed equal parts
:23:34
ofgasoline and frozen
orangejuice concentrate,
:23:36
you can make napalm?
:23:38
No, I did not know that.
Is that true?
:23:40
That's right.
:23:41
One can make all kinds
ofexplosives
:23:43
using simple
household items.
:23:45
Really?
:23:46
Ifone were
so inclined.
:23:52
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting
:23:55
''single-serving'' friend
I've ever met.
:23:57
See, obviously,
:23:59
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even--
:24:01
Oh, I get it.
It's very clever.
:24:03
Thankyou.
:24:05
How's that working out
foryou?
:24:08
What?
:24:09
Being clever.
:24:10
Great.
:24:13
Keep it up, then.
:24:15
Right up.
:24:17
Now a question
ofetiquette.
:24:19
As I pass,
:24:20
do I giveyou the ass
or the crotch?
:24:29
Narrator: How I came
to live with Tyler is...
:24:32
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.
:24:43
Was--Was it ticking?
:24:44
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,
:24:47
'cause modern bombs
don't tick.
:24:48
Sorry. ''Throwers''?
:24:50
Baggage handlers.
:24:51
But when a suitcase
vibrates,
:24:54
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.
:24:57
My suitcase...was vibrating?
:24:59
9 times out of 1 0,
it's an electric razor,