:24:01
Oh, I get it.
It's very clever.
:24:03
Thankyou.
:24:05
How's that working out
foryou?
:24:08
What?
:24:09
Being clever.
:24:10
Great.
:24:13
Keep it up, then.
:24:15
Right up.
:24:17
Now a question
ofetiquette.
:24:19
As I pass,
:24:20
do I giveyou the ass
or the crotch?
:24:29
Narrator: How I came
to live with Tyler is...
:24:32
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.
:24:43
Was--Was it ticking?
:24:44
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,
:24:47
'cause modern bombs
don't tick.
:24:48
Sorry. ''Throwers''?
:24:50
Baggage handlers.
:24:51
But when a suitcase
vibrates,
:24:54
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.
:24:57
My suitcase...was vibrating?
:24:59
9 times out of 1 0,
it's an electric razor,
:25:01
but every once
in a while...
:25:07
[Whispering]
it's a dildo.
:25:10
Ofcourse,
it's company policy
:25:12
never to imply
ownership
:25:13
in the event
ofa dildo.
:25:15
We have to use
the indefi nite article
:25:16
a dildo.
:25:17
Neveryour dildo.
:25:21
I don't own a--
:25:25
Narrator: I had everything
in that suitcase--
:25:27
my CK shirts,
:25:29
my DKNY shoes,
:25:30
myAX ties.
:25:33
Never mind.
:25:36
Man: Hey! That's my car!
:25:41
[Police Radio Chatter]
:25:43
[Siren]
:25:46
Home was a condo
on the 1 5th floor
:25:49
ofa fi ling cabinet forwidows
and young professionals.
:25:52
The walls
were solid concrete.
:25:54
A foot ofconcrete's
important
:25:56
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go
:25:58
and has to watch game shows
at full volume...