1:15:01
Hey! Watch out,
Jackass!
1:15:02
Come on!
1:15:03
Narrator: Now, this is not
as easy as it sounds.
1:15:08
I'm thinkin'
you really--What?!
1:15:10
Son ofa bitch!
1:15:11
Narrator: Most people...
normal people...
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dojust about anything
to avoid a fight.
1:15:18
Excuse me.
You sprayed me with your hose.
1:15:20
Like that?
1:15:22
That's not necessary.
1:15:23
Dave!
Go call 91 1 !
1:15:27
Aaaahhh!
1:15:30
Stop it!
1:15:31
Stop it!
1:15:35
Sorry.
1:15:36
What did--
Come here!
1:15:37
Leave me alone!
You crazy?
1:15:40
Uhh!
1:15:42
Unhh! Uhh!
1:15:44
Bastard!
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We need to talk.
1:15:55
OK.
1:15:56
[Door Closes]
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Where to begin?
1:16:00
With your constant
absenteeism?
1:16:03
With your unpresentable
appearance?
1:16:06
You're up for review.
1:16:07
I amJack's...
complete lack ofsurprise.
1:16:10
What?
1:16:11
Let's pretend.
1:16:12
You're the Department
ofTransportation.
1:16:14
OK?
1:16:15
Someone informs you
that this company
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installs front seat
mounting brackets
1:16:21
that never pass
collision tests...
1:16:23
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,
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and fuel injectors
that explode
1:16:29
and burn people alive.
1:16:32
What then?
1:16:33
Areyou threatening me?
1:16:36
No...
1:16:37
Get the fuck outta here.
You're fi red.
1:16:39
I have a better solution.
1:16:40
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.
1:16:44
And in exchange
for my salary,
1:16:46
myjob will be never
to tell people
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these things
that I know.
1:16:50
I don't even have to come
into the office.
1:16:52
I can do thisjob
from home.
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Who--Who the fuck
doyou thinkyou are,
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you crazy little shit?