1:16:00
With your constant
absenteeism?
1:16:03
With your unpresentable
appearance?
1:16:06
You're up for review.
1:16:07
I amJack's...
complete lack ofsurprise.
1:16:10
What?
1:16:11
Let's pretend.
1:16:12
You're the Department
ofTransportation.
1:16:14
OK?
1:16:15
Someone informs you
that this company
1:16:19
installs front seat
mounting brackets
1:16:21
that never pass
collision tests...
1:16:23
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,
1:16:27
and fuel injectors
that explode
1:16:29
and burn people alive.
1:16:32
What then?
1:16:33
Areyou threatening me?
1:16:36
No...
1:16:37
Get the fuck outta here.
You're fi red.
1:16:39
I have a better solution.
1:16:40
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.
1:16:44
And in exchange
for my salary,
1:16:46
myjob will be never
to tell people
1:16:48
these things
that I know.
1:16:50
I don't even have to come
into the office.
1:16:52
I can do thisjob
from home.
1:16:55
Who--Who the fuck
doyou thinkyou are,
1:16:57
you crazy little shit?
1:17:04
Security?
1:17:06
Narrator: I am
Jack's smirking revenge.
1:17:08
Ohh!
1:17:14
Ohh!
1:17:15
Ahh...ahh...
1:17:16
What the hell
areyou doing?
1:17:27
Ohh...that hurt.
1:17:31
Whywould you do that?
1:17:34
Oh, my God.
1:17:35
No! Please stop!
1:17:37
[Making
Strangulation Sounds]
1:17:40
Uhh! Uh...uhh!
1:17:47
What areyou doing?
1:17:50
Oh, God, no! Please! No!
1:17:52
Narrator: For some reason,
I thought ofmy fi rst fight
1:17:55
with Tyler.
1:17:56
No!