:23:03
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
:23:05
A-ha ha ha ha ha!
:23:10
(Eddie's laughter echoes)
:23:18
Oh, stop it! Stop it!
:23:22
(Eddie) Richie,
you've been out for eight hours!
:23:25
Eight hours?
What have you been doing?
:23:28
Trying to rouse you with this.
:23:30
How has the hotel
functioned without me?
:23:33
Easily, 'cause the guests have gone.
:23:36
Gone! Did any of them pay?
:23:38
Er...no.
:23:41
Did they find the safe?
:23:43
I'm afraid so.
:23:44
Damn! So they got
all their stuff back?!
:23:49
(Cash till rings)
:23:51
Oh...!
:23:53
What about advance bookings?
:23:54
Um, not too good.
:23:57
Oh, God!
:24:00
Oh, come on, Richie.
It's not that bad.
:24:04
Yes, it is. I've just trapped
my penis in the till drawer.
:24:11
(Cash till rings)
:24:16
(Foxfur) Oh, Mr Twat?
:24:17
It's "Thwaite!"
:24:20
I thought you said
all the guests have gone?
:24:23
I thought she was dead.
:24:31
Ah, Twat.
My eggs stilI haven't arrived.
:24:36
Because you went through
the menopause years ago.
:24:39
I beg your pardon?
:24:42
I said I'm afraid breakfast is off.
:24:46
Oh, have some sherry.
:24:49
Oh! ls it my birthday?
:24:52
- Oh...yes!
- What, again?
:24:59
It's the third time this month.