Guest House Paradiso
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:24:00
Oh, come on, Richie.
It's not that bad.

:24:04
Yes, it is. I've just trapped
my penis in the till drawer.

:24:11
(Cash till rings)
:24:16
(Foxfur) Oh, Mr Twat?
:24:17
It's "Thwaite!"
:24:20
I thought you said
all the guests have gone?

:24:23
I thought she was dead.
:24:31
Ah, Twat.
My eggs stilI haven't arrived.

:24:36
Because you went through
the menopause years ago.

:24:39
I beg your pardon?
:24:42
I said I'm afraid breakfast is off.
:24:46
Oh, have some sherry.
:24:49
Oh! ls it my birthday?
:24:52
- Oh...yes!
- What, again?

:24:59
It's the third time this month.
:25:01
Yes! Have another one.
:25:06
(Whispers) Eddie, mark the bottle.
:25:08
I was just wondering, Mrs Foxfur,
given your increasing infirmity,

:25:14
whether you might like
to take the opportunity

:25:17
to pay your bill in advance?
:25:20
We don't want you getting
so crippled by arthritis

:25:24
that you can't sign the cheque.
:25:26
I gave you five years advance
last week.

:25:30
Yeah! And the week before that.
:25:32
Oh, yes.
:25:34
Silly old me.
:25:37
(Sighs)
:25:42
Hmm...
:25:49
ls that gold in those teeth?
:25:51
You should get those checked.
:25:53
My twin is a dentist!
:25:56
Your twin? ls that the same twin
who's a gynaecologist?


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