:46:03
One...
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two...three...
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four...five...
:46:10
six...seven...
:46:12
eight...nine...
:46:16
Ten! Coming, ready or not!
:46:19
- Oh, you've grown.
- What?
:46:22
- Oh, I see!
- Mr Twat?
:46:25
It's "Thwaite!" No, no, I'm not him,
I'm his deranged half-brother!
:46:30
Hur hur hur hee!
:46:32
(Strangled moans)
:46:39
(Crashing and banging)
:46:45
And stay there! Never enter
the public areas of the hotel!
:46:51
Oh, I'm so sorry. I was talking
to my demented half-brother.
:46:56
- ls he all right?
- No, he's mad.
:46:59
But don't worry, it's terminal!
:47:02
Now, allow me to show you around.
:47:04
Oh, my, you have a pert elbow.
:47:10
You must be Gina Carbonara.
:47:13
Yes, and you must be Mr Thwaite.
:47:17
It's "Twat." Damn...
:47:20
I'm sorry, please,
forgive me, Mr Twat.
:47:23
Yes.
:47:24
I have a problem,
could you come into my room?
:47:29
- No...
- You won't?
:47:31
No, no, I WON'T have a problem.
:47:34
- I'm not being too forward?
- No, I like them sticking out.
:47:41
Now, what seems to be the problem?
:47:43
Electrics? Plumbing? The...stench?
:47:47
Although, by the way,
should you have a personal problem
:47:52
I am in fact
a qualified gynaecologist.
:47:56
Well, strictly speaking
I'm an amateur - but I'm bloody keen.