Guest House Paradiso
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:47:02
Now, allow me to show you around.
:47:04
Oh, my, you have a pert elbow.
:47:10
You must be Gina Carbonara.
:47:13
Yes, and you must be Mr Thwaite.
:47:17
It's "Twat." Damn...
:47:20
I'm sorry, please,
forgive me, Mr Twat.

:47:23
Yes.
:47:24
I have a problem,
could you come into my room?

:47:29
- No...
- You won't?

:47:31
No, no, I WON'T have a problem.
:47:34
- I'm not being too forward?
- No, I like them sticking out.

:47:41
Now, what seems to be the problem?
:47:43
Electrics? Plumbing? The...stench?
:47:47
Although, by the way,
should you have a personal problem

:47:52
I am in fact
a qualified gynaecologist.

:47:56
Well, strictly speaking
I'm an amateur - but I'm bloody keen.

:48:01
Keen as mustard.
:48:03
- I'm having trouble with my zip.
- Your zip?

:48:07
Could you undo it?
:48:11
(Mumbles)
:48:12
Pardon?
:48:15
(Mumbles)
:48:17
No, I still don't understand.
:48:19
(Quivering) You want me
to undo your zip?

:48:23
Oh, yes. Would you?
:48:25
(Quivering) Well,
I'lI have a bloody good go.

:48:29
Thank you.
:48:33
You see it is just stuck here.
:48:36
You don't mind
that I do not wear a brassiere?

:48:40
Uh, no.
:48:42
This is such a charming hotel,
unlike anywhere else I've ever been.

:48:50
I feel I could stay here forever.
:48:52
(Zip)
:48:55
You're such a sweet man.

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