:23:01
- Who's Tony Clifton?
- He's a Vegas lounge singer.
:23:04
And, um, I used to do
impressions of him,
:23:07
and we sort of got
into a fight over it.
:23:09
- This Clifton called me.
- He did?
:23:11
- He's a loon! He hates you.
- No, no, no.
:23:14
He just talks tough,
but I owe him.
:23:17
And if I'm the new Fonz,
:23:19
then ABC is just gonna have to...
give me what I want!
:23:24
[Imitating Fonzie]
Hey!
:23:26
[George]
Mr. Kaufman will only appear
in half the episodes of Taxi.
:23:31
Mr. Kaufman requires
an undisturbed 90 minutes
of meditation prior to filming.
:23:38
Uh, Mr. Kaufman gets
his own network special.
:23:41
And, uh, Taxi
must guarantee...
:23:44
four guest appearances
for Tony Clifton.
:23:49
Who? Who?
:23:51
Tony Clifton.
:23:53
Who the hell
is Tony Clifton?
:23:55
Uh--
:23:58
I don't know.
:24:01
- [Band]
- [Man] And now--
:24:01
- [Band]
- [Man] And now--
:24:04
now Mama Rivoli's
is proud to present...
:24:06
an international
singing sensation!
:24:09
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Tony Clifton!
:24:13
- Ha!
- [Drum Roll]
:24:21
Come on.
:24:23
[Muffled Yelling]
:24:27
[Angry Shouting]
:24:28
[Tony]
All right, all right!
:24:33
Ladies and gentlemen,
uh,
:24:35
due to Mr. Clifton's
vocal constraints,
out of respect for him,
:24:38
he asks that
if you please extinguish...
:24:41
your smoking material,
your cigars and cigarettes.
:24:43
Goddamn! I paid ten bucks
for that cigar!
:24:45
Uh, I'm sorry.
:24:47
- Is he joking?
- And now,
:24:50
ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Entertainment,
:24:53
Tony Clifton!