:28:01
- You hungry?
:28:03
You look thin!
:28:07
[Exhales]
Y-You-You--
:28:10
Italiano, cacciatore
scallopini, pasta fazool
:28:16
I don't understand
this act.
:28:19
It's good, old-fashioned
entertainment, George.
Everyone loves a villain.
:28:22
- What about that poor schlub
you humiliated?
- Hey, man, excellent show.
:28:26
- That was a great show.
- Yeah, good show for you. Um, George.
:28:29
This is, uh, my writer
and old friend Bob Zmuda.
:28:32
Hey, George.
How are you? I'm Bob.
:28:34
- He's very creative.
- Yes.
:28:37
- I am the brains
behind this operation.
- Dream on.
:28:40
He once faked a lion escaping
from the Chicago Zoo.
:28:43
This was fantastic,
George.
:28:46
We got 40 actors
tearin' through the zoo,
they're all screamin'.
:28:48
- Closed the place down.
- "There's a fuckin' lion, man! A lion!"
:28:53
- [Laughing]
- Your name's not Gorsky.
:28:57
Don't believe everything
you hear, George.
:29:00
This cannot leave
this room.
:29:02
Do not write this down,
okay?
:29:05
Tony Clifton
is Andy Kaufman.
:29:09
And Andy Kaufman
is Tony Clifton.
:29:12
They'll deny it up and down,
but believe me, it's true.
:29:15
This is great business.
:29:18
You get two Andy Kaufmans
for the price of one.
:29:24
[Chortling]
:29:25
- Andy. Andy.
- What's up?
:29:29
They said yes.
You're gettin' everything. Everything!
:29:35
- [Game Theme Song]
- Bonus.
:29:37
- Whatever you want.
- Bonus! Thank you very much.
:29:39
- It was so good.
- I have to do Taxi, though, right?
:29:42
- You gotta do Taxi.
- Okay.