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Thank you.
:36:04
It's really great
to be here.
:36:06
We're gonna have
a great show tonight.
:36:09
- Really good one!
- [Cheering]
:36:11
We're gonna-- We're gonna start
by singing some songs.
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- Do Latka!
- [Man] Yeah, Latka!
:36:18
Dawaj, Latka!
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[Chanting]
Latka! Latka! Latka!
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- Latka! Latka!
- Excuse me for one second.
:36:32
- I saw that.
- What?
:36:34
- Give me the book.
- What book? No, I'm not
going to give you the book.
:36:37
- Is something wrong?
- No, everything's okay. Fine.
:36:39
- Can I squeeze your nuts? Thanks.
- Ohh!
:36:42
They're askin' for it.
:36:45
[Cheering]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
since you're such a...
:36:55
special audience--
:36:56
- Yeah!
:36:59
I'm going to reveal
for the very first time,
:37:02
ever, the real me.
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- [Cheering]
- That's right.
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Ahem. [British Accent]
I'm actually British.
:37:16
And though I dabble in clowning,
I do find it so boorish,
:37:19
so... American.
:37:23
I prefer the fine arts,
henceforth, today...
:37:25
I am going to grace you
with a reading...
:37:28
of one of the greatest
novels ever written,
:37:30
The Great Gatsby
by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
:37:33
[Scattered Laughing]
:37:37
Please.
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"In my younger
and more vulnerable years,
:37:43
my father gave me some advice
that I've been turning over
in my mind ever since.
:37:47
'Whenever you feel
like criticizing anyone,'
he told me,
:37:50
- [Man] Latka!
- 'just remember that all
the people of this world...
:37:52
- Latka!
- haven't had the advantages
that you've had.'
:37:54
But he'd always been unusually
communicative in a reserved way,
:37:57
- [Shouting]
- and I understood
that he meant...