:51:00
- No!
- [Gasping]
:51:03
Ah, now you are
all wet, huh?
:51:06
You look like you could use
a little drink up there.
:51:09
Why don't you go on,
get out of here!
:51:11
- [Audience Booing]
- Why don't you just
take off, Kaufman!
:51:14
Get out of here,
little drummer boy!
:51:16
- Stay!
- [Booing]
:51:18
- I've got to be
- Don't leave, Andy! Come back!
:51:21
[High Note, Voice Breaks]
Eeee
:51:23
- Go home!
- Volare
:51:28
- Whoa-oh
- [Booing Continues]
:51:30
Ca-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa
wantare
:51:33
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
:51:35
Uhh! Ah!
:51:43
Jesus Christ.
Close the goddamn door. Close it!
:51:48
Oh. Look at you.
:51:51
You're so proud.
:51:53
You're like some stupid kid
who comes home from school--
:51:56
"Look, Dad,
I got an 'F.'"
:51:59
But wasn't it funny?
:52:01
"Yes, it was funny, Andy.
It was."
:52:03
[Giggles]
:52:06
Yes, it was funny
for a little while,
:52:08
until the audience realized
that Tony wasn't you.
:52:11
Oh. Mmm.
Ohhh!
:52:15
So what do you have here?
:52:17
A big, elaborate joke that's only funny
to two people in the universe--
:52:20
you and you.
:52:22
Yeah, sure, George, yeah,
and we happen to think
that it's hilarious.
:52:26
- [Yells]
- [Yells]
:52:28
But what's the point?
What is the point?
:52:31
It's fun, George!
:52:34
How is this gonna make you
the biggest star in the world?
:52:37
[Coughs]
:52:40
George...
[Clears Throat]
:52:42
at this point the audience
expects me to completely
shock them all the time.
:52:46
But short of faking my own death
or setting the theater on fire,
:52:49
I don't know
what else to do.
:52:51
'Cause I've always gotta be
one step ahead of them.
:52:54
Whoa-ohh!
:52:57
To jest jak balet. Whoa!