:53:00
Did you see that?
:53:02
- Bam!
- [Grunts]
:53:04
[Commentator]
...dropped to the canvas--
:53:06
These guys are brilliant.
I wanna be a bad guy wrestler
in the worst way.
:53:09
I hate to break it to you,
but the problem here is
you don't have the build for it.
:53:13
These guys are huge.
:53:15
They would kick your ass.
:53:20
Maybe I can pick on someone
a little smaller than me.
:53:25
No, no. Women are superior to men
in many ways.
:53:29
- [Cheering]
- That's right.
:53:31
- When it comes to cooking,
cleaning, washing potatoes,
- [Jeering, Shouting]
:53:35
scrubbing the carrots,
making the babies,
:53:38
mopping the floors,
:53:40
they have it
all over men.
:53:42
But when it comes
to wrestling--
:53:44
- [Booing]
- Shut up!
:53:45
Be quiet
when a man is talking!
:53:49
[Booing, Shouting Continues]
:53:51
If there is a woman here tonight
who can come up here
and prove me wrong,
:53:55
I will shut my mouth
and pay her $500.
:53:58
- [Cheering, Yelling]
- I can do it!
:54:01
[Woman]
Right here!
:54:03
First come,
first served!
:54:05
[Andy] Come on!
You wanna take me?
:54:07
[Bob]
Come on up here.
:54:09
- What's your name, sweetheart?
- Lynne.
:54:11
Lynne. We got Lynne
as a volunteer.
:54:14
- Lynne, sweetheart, pay attention.
- You're pathetic!
:54:16
We'll see about that,
Suzy Q
:54:18
I want no kicking, biting,
scratching, head butts.
Do you understand?
:54:21
- Why? He's gonna play fair?
- lam not concerned with him.
:54:23
- He is a professional.
- It's up to you to pin me.
:54:26
- Yes, I understand.
- Very good.
Could we please shake hands.
:54:30
- Oooh!
- [Audience Booing]
:54:32
[Bob] Come out wrestling
when you hear the bell.
:54:35
- [Ring]
- [Audience Continues Shouting,
Booing]
:54:38
[Lynne Yells]
:54:40
You see?
You see this?
:54:43
[Both Grunting]
:54:48
Yeah! Whoa!
:54:52
Hey, no choke holds!
I told you!
:54:54
Yeah!
Come on!
:54:58
Oww!
:54:59
I said, break it up,
Kaufman!