:37:06
That is correct, Skip.
I'm gonna have to take a long look at that.
:37:14
- OK, then. What I was gonna tell you...
- Knowing what you just said...
:37:19
I trust you. You've listened to me
better than anybody, maybe ever.
:37:24
- This secret, I can't stand it any more.
- OK.
:37:30
I'll tell you as simple and direct as I can.
:37:33
You understand this is a big secret,
between us?
:37:36
You know I've got this gift
for certain kinds of machines?
:37:41
You are Panda, monarch of modems.
:37:44
Even though I make
23% of the world's modems,
:37:47
I cannot make a connection
with a woman who could love me.
:37:51
- Let's say that for now.
- It's true. Believe me.
:37:55
So, do you know what I've been doing,
all alone in my workshop for two years?
:38:01
Mr. Find-the-Need-and-Fill-It.
How I spend my every solitary hour?
:38:08
Guess.
:38:12
Go ahead. Guess.
:38:15
- Jerking off?
- No! Although that's a good guess.
:38:20
No, what I've been working on,
what no one has been able to create:
:38:27
A virtually lifelike humanoid,
:38:30
gender specific, anatomically functional...
:38:35
...sexual surrogate slash companion.
:38:40
- Slash what?
- Sexual surrogate slash companion.
:38:45
- A doll?
- No, Doc, not a doll!
:38:49
I am Panda Modem.
I'm talking about much more than a doll.
:38:53
The world has never seen what
I'm talking about except in the movies.