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Mr. Find-the-Need-and-Fill-It.
How I spend my every solitary hour?
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Guess.
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Go ahead. Guess.
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- Jerking off?
- No! Although that's a good guess.
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No, what I've been working on,
what no one has been able to create:
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A virtually lifelike humanoid,
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gender specific, anatomically functional...
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...sexual surrogate slash companion.
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- Slash what?
- Sexual surrogate slash companion.
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- A doll?
- No, Doc, not a doll!
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I am Panda Modem.
I'm talking about much more than a doll.
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The world has never seen what
I'm talking about except in the movies.
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- How's it coming?
- You don't think I'm insane?
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- That's your secret, like a trade secret?
- No, Doc, a private secret.
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It's psychotic. It's pitiful.
What am I? Dr. Frankenstein?
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- Aren't you repulsed?
- Sounds like a good idea.
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- Really?
- Definitely.
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Skip... that's not much of a secret.
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It's not?
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It's OK. It's just not something
to be ashamed of.
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Maybe you don't want people knowing,
and it's safe with me,
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but on the scale of dirty little secrets,
it'd give it a two.
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You wanna know a secret?
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I'll tell you a secret. This is just between us.
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The secret, Skip, is this: