My Favorite Martian
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-You're looking at him.
-Oh. I don't believe we've met.

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-No, don't touch him! He's a Martian.
-Tim, what's going on?

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-I beg your- Mart- Martin?
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-Yes. Martin.
-No, no, no, no!

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-He's a- uh-
-Uncle!

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-Martin.
-Oh.

:24:18
-Well, it's a pleasure to meet you.
-He turns invisible, okay?

:24:21
His suit talks-
he's got a talking suit.

:24:23
He's got these things that
pop out of his head- You just-

:24:25
-Show her. Go ahead.
Come on, give her the finger.
-Tim!

:24:27
No, I didn't mean that.
I don't know what I mean. Forget it.

:24:31
You'll have to forgive Tim, Mrs. Brown.
He lost his job last night,

:24:34
and he's experiencing
a nervous breakdown.

:24:36
Oh, poor dear.
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-I hope it doesn't affect the rent.
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-Don't worry,
I'm here to look after him.
-Ha!

:24:43
He's very lucky to have
an uncle like you in his life, Martin.

:24:47
And you, Mrs. Brown,
are like a brilliant quasar
in the black hole of my day.

:24:51
Oh! Call me Lorelei.
:24:54
Lorelei.
The sound of...

:24:57
pure mountain spring water
from the centre of the Earth.

:25:01
Oh, my.
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Oh!
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I obviously misconstrued a custom.
I apologize.

:25:17
I'm from... New York.
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No, actually, it's- It's fine.
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It's perfect.
:25:27
-Oh, brother.
-Oh, Martin?

:25:29
Yes, Lorelei?
:25:31
Um, Mr. Brown... passed away
several years ago.

:25:37
-I thought you might like to know that.
-Hmm.

:25:42
Au revoir.
:25:46
Hmm?
:25:47
Just for the record,
a handshake will do for me.

:25:50
You think that I actually enjoyed...
:25:52
tasting that female's exoskeleton?
:25:54
I merely used my data on
your primitive species to determine...

:25:58
the optimum way
to avoid suspicion.


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