My Favorite Martian
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:25:01
Oh, my.
:25:10
Oh!
:25:13
I obviously misconstrued a custom.
I apologize.

:25:17
I'm from... New York.
:25:20
No, actually, it's- It's fine.
:25:23
It's perfect.
:25:27
-Oh, brother.
-Oh, Martin?

:25:29
Yes, Lorelei?
:25:31
Um, Mr. Brown... passed away
several years ago.

:25:37
-I thought you might like to know that.
-Hmm.

:25:42
Au revoir.
:25:46
Hmm?
:25:47
Just for the record,
a handshake will do for me.

:25:50
You think that I actually enjoyed...
:25:52
tasting that female's exoskeleton?
:25:54
I merely used my data on
your primitive species to determine...

:25:58
the optimum way
to avoid suspicion.

:26:00
-Yeah, but what's the optimum
way to get home?
- Blotz!

:26:04
I don't know, Zoot. Where on this
barbaric swamp of a planet...

:26:08
can we find the makings
of an electron accelerator?

:26:11
-Maybe your new girlfriend has one.
-Oh, that's very funny.

:26:14
Excuse me. Fellas,
I don't mean to interrupt, but...

:26:18
I-I, you know, I think I might be able
to help you find that electron thing.

:26:23
We're toast.
:26:24
I don't believe this.
You really think you can...

:26:27
repair your ship
with all this junk?

:26:29
Everything has been carefully chosen
for its potential to fashion...

:26:31
a crude vortex electron accelerator.
:26:34
Except for this.
A pooper scooper.

:26:37
I have no idea what it does,
but it's fascinating.

:26:39
Excuse me. Where are your
nuclear implosion couplers?

:26:44
For a garden hose?
:26:48
I'm never going to get off
this infernal planet.

:26:51
The I.Q. of a pancake.
:26:53
You're right. Humans are truly
the amoebas of the universe!

:26:55
Yeah, this from a guy
who talks to his tin foil suit.

:26:57
-Hey, what was that for?
-It wasn't me, it was Zoot.


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