:47:00
And the Native Americans who do live
here call themselves Inuit, shark meat.
:47:05
The deal here is we're selling
this as a human interest story.
:47:07
The strange snowmen who play
on a lake... the Mystery boys.
:47:11
We don't know who they are
or what they are.
:47:14
All we know is they have poor dental
health and can skate like the wind.
:47:19
It's a hockey game.
:47:22
- How does she know what kind of dental health we have?
- Guys!
:47:25
Guys!
It's just a name, you know?
:47:27
Nobody thinks the Dallas Cowboys
are actually cowboys.
:47:30
- If this ends up making fun of us...
- Scott, it won't.
:47:32
- You think I'd let that happen?
- For business, who knows?
:47:35
- Excuse me?
- He's right.
:47:37
- You'd bite off your own jimmy if the price were right.
- Really, Scott?
:47:39
My own jimmy? You know what?
Why don't you go plan a rummage sale...
:47:42
- or renew a fishing licence?
- If you try pulling something, I'll be so far up your ass...
:47:45
- Gentlemen.
- You sorry piece of tit meat!
:47:54
- Just talkin' about the game.
- Yeah.
:47:57
If nothing else,
it's good for morale.
:48:03
Good night.
:48:05
No blood.
Judge!
:48:09
- He started it.
- Don't!
:48:11
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
:48:14
I don't know how to coach.
:48:16
You taught half the kids in this town
how to skate. You played 2-A college.
:48:20
You understand
North American hockey.
:48:22
Shit, they used to call you
the Bear.
:48:25
That was then.
:48:30
Okay, Judge.
:48:32
If we're gonna make a game of it,
it should be you.
:48:35
It won't be, John.
:48:42
Come on! Pull it off!
:48:44
People of Mystery,
I give you...
:48:48
your very own Zamboni.
:48:51
- Now, don't be alarmed.
- It looks 100 years old.
:48:55
Well, it works just like new,
:48:57
and it's kind of in keeping with
the whole idea, don't you think?