:01:00
Trust me.
I´m not the kind of girl...
:01:02
who does things like this.
:01:03
I mean, two months ago,
:01:04
you couldn´t have picked
me out of a crowd.
:01:06
Hi. Call me.
:01:08
Told you.
:01:09
I´m over there.
:01:15
I was the youngest copy editor
at the Chicago Sun-Times.
:01:22
Standard British callsfor ´"re.´"
:01:25
So unless you´re
a pompous American,
:01:26
I would go with ´"er.´"
:01:27
I had my own office,
unlimited stationary supplies,
:01:31
and a professional,
dedicated assistant.
:01:33
Thought of this
awesome new phrase.
:01:35
"Power is powerful.´"
:01:37
Total T-shirt, right?
Awesome. Amazing. What?
:01:38
Can I get my messages?
-Yeah.
:01:40
Hey, seriously,
last time I saw you,
:01:42
did I look fat?
:01:44
OK. You hesitated.
:01:45
No. Case closed. Forget it.
-Excuse me, Merkin.
:01:47
Um, I noticed that there
weren´t any index cards.
:01:49
I can´t do notes without them.
-Hey, hey, hey.
:01:51
Merkin ain´t jerkin´.
He´s workin´, OK?
:01:55
Take that to the bank.
:01:56
It´s power, baby. It´s power.
:01:59
My boss.
:02:02
No. I´m just a little tense.
:02:04
I mean, this whole office
is not Feng Shui.
:02:06
All the desks are facing,
like, evil, you know?
:02:08
Uh, do you think I should
bleach my jeans...
:02:19
Josie!
:02:20
Guess who I did it with
last night.
:02:22
Roger from op/ed?
:02:24
Ohh! Who told you?
:02:25
You did. You said yesterday,
and I quote,
:02:28
´"I have a date with Roger
from op/ed tonight,
:02:30
and I´m gonna do it
with him.´"
:02:33
Computer´s down.
:02:34
Septuplet story.
Need it by 5:00.
:02:36
Hopefully the copy´s
not a mess.
:02:36
It´s ´"hoped´"
that it´s not a mess.
:02:38
´"Hopefully´" is an adverb.
It means ´"with hope.´"
:02:40
You have it
defining the copy,
:02:42
and I´m pretty sure the copy
doesn´t have feelings.
:02:46
So, Anita...
:02:47
You and Roger in op/ed.
:02:49
Oh, man, who told you?
:02:50
Roger in op/ed.
-Really?
:02:51
Anita?
-What?
:02:52
Don´t make me
send you another memo...
:02:54
about my policy
on interoffice dating.
:02:56
It´s ´"intraoffice dating.´"
:02:57
And they´re not dating.
They´re having sex.