Never Been Kissed

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You know
how in some movies...

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they have a dream sequence,

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only they don´t tell you
it´s a dream?

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This is so not a dream.

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It wasn´t supposed to
be like this.

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I was just trying to do my job,

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and then things happened.

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Well, life happened.

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And now I´m here.

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Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket...

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Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket...

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Trust me.
I´m not the kind of girl...

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who does things like this.

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I mean, two months ago,

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you couldn´t have picked
me out of a crowd.

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Hi. Call me.

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Told you.

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I´m over there.

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I was the youngest copy editor
at the Chicago Sun-Times.

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Standard British callsfor ´"re.´"

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So unless you´re
a pompous American,

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I would go with ´"er.´"

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I had my own office,
unlimited stationary supplies,

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and a professional,
dedicated assistant.

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Thought of this
awesome new phrase.

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"Power is powerful.´"

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Total T-shirt, right?
Awesome. Amazing. What?

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Can I get my messages?
-Yeah.

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Hey, seriously,
last time I saw you,

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did I look fat?

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OK. You hesitated.

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No. Case closed. Forget it.
-Excuse me, Merkin.

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Um, I noticed that there
weren´t any index cards.

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I can´t do notes without them.
-Hey, hey, hey.

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Merkin ain´t jerkin´.
He´s workin´, OK?

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Take that to the bank.

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It´s power, baby. It´s power.

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My boss.