Never Been Kissed
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:03:01
Oh.
:03:02
And what exactly is
your policy, Augustus?

:03:04
That if you´re not getting any,
then no one can?

:03:08
Hmm.
:03:09
How many times have I fired her?
:03:11
Five or six.
-Eight.

:03:15
Gus...
:03:16
Did you get those story ideas
that I left on your desk?

:03:20
Morning, Mr. Strauss.
:03:21
Yes, the blind
foster home mother.

:03:23
That was good.
I got Kahune on it.

:03:24
Oh, yeah. Kahune. He´s good.
:03:26
Geller, we´ve been through this.
:03:28
You´re a great copy editor.
:03:30
You´re maybe
my best copy editor.

:03:32
You´re not a reporter.
:03:33
You´ve used 5 of my ideas.
:03:36
Gus, please.
:03:37
Every Tom, Dick, and Harry
thinks he can write,

:03:38
but a journalist gets in there
where the bombs are falling.

:03:42
He´s aggressive.
He grabs the bull by the balls.

:03:45
You don´t think I can
grab a bull´s balls?

:03:48
Geller, you don´t want
a reporter´s life.

:03:50
Trust me. They´re very messy,
:03:51
and you´re all about
order and control,

:03:54
and getting me my copy by 5:00.
:03:56
I can be out of control.
:04:04
Copy by 5:00!
:04:11
Josie,
maybe Gus has a point.

:04:14
You know, it´s not gonna kill
you to relax and have some fun.

:04:17
Hey, you know, Roger´s got
this friend Marshall in editing.

:04:21
Maybe we can all go on
a double date or something.

:04:23
Marshall the duke?
:04:25
I swear to God, Josie! Come on!
:04:27
Tell me, when is the last time
that you went on a real date?

:04:30
I´m concentrating
on my career right now.

:04:32
Do you own
any colored underwear?

:04:34
Stripes or anything?
:04:37
The right guy, he´s out there.
:04:39
I´m just not gonna go kiss
a whole bunch of losers...

:04:43
to get to him.
:04:44
Yeah, but you know what?
:04:45
Sometimes kissing losers
can be a really fun diversion.

:04:49
When I finally get kissed,
I´ll know.

:04:52
OK. If you´ve never
kissed a guy before,

:04:54
we have bigger problems
than the underwear.

:04:56
I´ve kissed a guy.
:04:59
I´ve kissed guys.

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