:54:00
When you´re old enough,
:54:02
which none of you are.
:54:04
Trust me, I should know.
:54:06
´Cause when you lose it
to some guy named Junior--
:54:09
with bad breath
in the back of a van...
:54:10
at a Guns ´N´ Roses concert...
:54:13
you´ll wish you listened
to your mother when she said,
:54:15
"Nobody´s gonna wanna buy
the whole ice cream truck...
:54:17
when you´re handing out
the popsicles for free."
:54:21
Ahh!
:54:23
Any questions?
:54:28
Oh, I know it´s hard...
:54:32
I mean difficult, difficult,
:54:34
but safe sex
is really important.
:54:36
OK, so just imagine
that the bananas...
:54:41
are the real thing.
:54:43
In a land called
Every Man´s Fantasy.
:54:48
God, I can´t do this.
:54:51
That´s because we don´t
have sex with bananas.
:54:55
OK, wait a second.
:54:57
Do you really think she
hooked up with our Rob?
:54:58
I mean,
they´re so different.
:55:00
Well, sometimes
opposites attract.
:55:02
You know what, though?
:55:04
I feel like I´m really
ready to do it.
:55:06
You know, like, have sex
for the first time.
:55:12
It´s a big deal.
-I know.
:55:15
Just make sure you´ve
found the right person.
:55:17
You know, Adélie penguins,
:55:19
they spend their whole lives...
:55:21
looking for that
one other penguin,
:55:23
and when they meet them,
they know,
:55:25
and they spend the rest
of their lives together.
:55:28
But I´m not a penguin.
:55:30
Oh, it´s an analogy.
:55:34
Excuse me.
:55:36
I have to go die now.
:55:41
Hey, kids, Cindy here.
:55:43
Bad news about the prom.
:55:45
East Glen East is gonna
do Millennium, too.
:55:47
What?!
:55:54
Calm down. Calm down.
:55:57
Calm down! Sit!