Never Been Kissed
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:07:01
Bye-bye, Dutton.
:07:02
Hello, everybody else
still working here.

:07:04
Let´s celebrate by doing
another undercover feature.

:07:10
Now, you know that my
inspiration for these stories...

:07:14
come, of course,
from my personal life.

:07:16
I mean, who would´ve thought
that my foray into hair plugs...

:07:21
would´ve resulted
in last month´s cover story?

:07:24
´"Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.´"
A great story.

:07:28
So anyway, last night,
:07:29
I´m sitting home with
my family having dinner...

:07:32
Roger.
:07:33
And my younger boy
starts to choke.

:07:36
And I realized that my son
was allergic to peanuts.

:07:40
I said to myself, ´"Holy shit!
I don´t even know my own kids.´"

:07:46
How much do we know about
these high school kids?

:07:49
What are they thinking?
:07:51
And then it hit me.
:07:53
Boom!
:07:55
´"My Semester in High School.´"
:07:59
You.
:08:01
What´s your name?
-Josie.

:08:04
Jose?
:08:05
Josie Geller.
:08:06
Josie Geller,
you enroll Friday.

:08:09
Have fun.
:08:10
The meeting just ended.
:08:15
Josie!
:08:16
20-minute handstand.
:08:17
Freaked the yogi right out.
:08:19
Excuse me.
:08:23
Josie.
:08:24
Ohh...
:08:25
It´s really happening!
:08:27
My first undercover feature
by Josie Geller!

:08:31
Josie, maybe you should
turn it down.

:08:33
Why? You don´t think
I can do it?

:08:36
No, no! It´s just...
:08:37
This is a lot of pressure for
your first piece, that´s all.

:08:39
I mean, this is not
a half-a-page article.

:08:42
This is a major
undercover piece, OK?

:08:44
Look what Rigfortjust
did to Dutton in there,

:08:46
and that guy´s his cousin.
:08:48
Don´tworry.
:08:49
I´m gonna straighten
this all out.

:08:50
Neither of you guys
think I can do this?

:08:52
That´s notwhat
we´re saying, Josie.

:08:54
Anita, when you wanted to
seduce the guy in the mailroom,

:08:57
and you thought you couldn´t
learn Spanish fast enough,

:08:59
who quizzed you on your verbs?

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