:10:01
OK.
:10:03
You can have my
Buick La Sabre...
:10:07
and name it anything you want.
:10:10
Really?
:10:11
La Sabre.
:10:12
Nah. I don´t think so.
:10:14
Fully loaded.
:10:16
Maybe.
:10:19
Are those shorts or a skirt?
:10:21
They´re gaucho pants.
I got them on sale.
:10:24
Aloha! Welcome!
Every customer gets afree lei.
:10:28
Relax, Vaughn.
It´s just my sister.
:10:30
Aloha, my ass.
:10:31
Shake it easy, buddy.
:10:33
Hey, Rob, have you talked
to the admissions lady...
:10:35
from Lakeshore
Community College yet?
:10:37
No.
:10:39
But you could start
before next semester.
:10:41
You could even talk to her
about a baseball scholarship.
:10:44
It´s too late, Josie,
you know?
:10:46
I´m not going to college.
:10:48
I´m not playing baseball
anymore.
:10:50
This is my life.
:10:54
This is a luau that sells
packing material.
:11:00
You had such a shot
at playing college ball.
:11:03
You let a case of mono stop you.
:11:06
Don´t you wanna move out
of Mom and Dad´s?
:11:08
Pay your own bills?
:11:09
Why? So I can be
as happy as you?
:11:12
I am happy.
:11:13
Besides...
:11:15
You are looking at the newest
undercover reporter...
:11:19
forthe Chicago Sun-Times.
:11:22
I am Josie Geller,
high school student,
:11:24
Senior Class 1999.
:11:27
Uh-uh.
:11:29
You´re kidding, right?
:11:31
What?
-Do you remember high school?
:11:34
It was a long time ago.
:11:36
Do you remember what they
called you in high school?
:11:40
Josie Grossy!
:11:43
Josie...
:11:47
Josie Grossy.
:11:50
I know. I made it up.
:11:52
I didn´t know it was
gonna catch on like it did.
:11:57
Josie...
:11:58
What´s the matter?
You look nauseous.