Office Space
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:08:01
SAMIR: Oh, it's a little early.
:08:02
I gotta get outta here.
I think I'm gonna lose it.

:08:05
PEGGY: Uh-oh.
:08:06
Sounds like somebody's
got a case of the Mondays.

:08:09
[Peggy chuckles]
:08:14
PETER:
Boy, I tell ya, some days.

:08:16
One of these days,
it's just gonna be like--

:08:18
[Imitates machine gun]
:08:19
[Imitates machine gun]
:08:21
Heh heh heh!
:08:22
So, can I get you gentlemen
something more to drink...

:08:24
or maybe something
to nibble on--

:08:25
some pizza shooters, shrimp
poppers, or extreme fajitas?

:08:29
-Just coffee.
-OK!

:08:30
Sounds like a case
of the Mondays.

:08:32
[Brian chuckles]
:08:37
What if we're still doin' this
when we're fifty?

:08:41
It would be nice to have
that kind of job security.

:08:44
Lumbergh's gonna have me work
on Saturday.

:08:46
I can tell already.
:08:48
I'm gonna end up doin' it,
because, uh...

:08:50
because I'm a big pussy...
:08:52
which is why I work
at lnitech to begin with.

:08:54
MICHAEL: Uh, yeah, well,
I work at lnitech...

:08:56
and I don't consider myself
a pussy, OK?

:08:58
SAMIR:
Yes. I am also not a pussy.

:09:00
MICHAEL: They're gonna find out
the hard way I'm not a pussy...

:09:02
if they don't start treating
their software people better.

:09:04
SAMIR: That's right.
:09:06
MICHAEL: They don't understand.
:09:07
I could program a virus that'd
rip that place off big time.

:09:09
PETER: Yeah.
:09:11
MICHAEL: Big time.
:09:14
STAN: Whoa!
:09:15
There she is.
:09:18
SAMIR: Peter, you know,
you always talk about this girl.

:09:21
If you're so obsessed with her,
why don't you just ask her out?

:09:23
Oh, I can't do that.
:09:25
I'm just another
asshole customer.

:09:27
You can't just walk up
to a waitress and ask her out.

:09:29
Besides, I'm still trying
to work it out with Anne.

:09:32
Oh, that reminds me.
I can't play poker on Friday.

:09:35
Why not?
:09:37
I'm gonna see this occupational
hypnotherapist with Anne.

:09:41
Dude,
an occupational hypnotherapist?

:09:43
PETER:
I know. Anne wants me to go.

:09:46
She thinks it might help.
:09:48
Um...
:09:50
You know,
sometimes I think that...

:09:52
I get thinking
that she's cheating on me.

:09:55
Yeah. I know what you mean.
:09:56
Yeah.
:09:59
What is that supposed to mean?

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