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:07:02
Piece of shit.
:07:03
PEGGY: "Samir...
:07:06
"Na-Na...
:07:08
"Na-Naga--"
:07:10
-No. Thanks.
-Unh-huh!

:07:11
SAMIR: Please.
:07:13
"Michael...Bolton"?
:07:16
That's me.
:07:17
Wow! ls that your real name?
:07:19
MICHAEL: Yeah. Ahem.
:07:21
So are you related
to that singer guy?

:07:24
MICHAEL: No.
It's just a coincidence.

:07:26
Oh.
:07:29
SAMIR: No one in this country
can pronounce my name right.

:07:32
It's not that hard.
:07:34
"Na-ee" and then "anajaad."
Nayanajaad.

:07:36
MICHAEL: At least your name
isn't Michael Bolton.

:07:39
SAMIR: You know, there's
nothing wrong with that name.

:07:41
MICHAEL: There was
nothing wrong with it...

:07:43
until I was
about twelve years old...

:07:45
and that no-talent
ass clown became famous...

:07:47
and started winning Grammys.
:07:48
SAMIR: Hmm.
:07:49
Well, why don't you just go
by Mike instead of Michael?

:07:54
MICHAEL: Why should I change?
He's the one who sucks.

:07:56
Hey, guys.
:07:57
MICHAEL: What's up, G?
:07:59
Wanna go to Chotchkie's,
get some coffee?

:08:01
SAMIR: Oh, it's a little early.
:08:02
I gotta get outta here.
I think I'm gonna lose it.

:08:05
PEGGY: Uh-oh.
:08:06
Sounds like somebody's
got a case of the Mondays.

:08:09
[Peggy chuckles]
:08:14
PETER:
Boy, I tell ya, some days.

:08:16
One of these days,
it's just gonna be like--

:08:18
[Imitates machine gun]
:08:19
[Imitates machine gun]
:08:21
Heh heh heh!
:08:22
So, can I get you gentlemen
something more to drink...

:08:24
or maybe something
to nibble on--

:08:25
some pizza shooters, shrimp
poppers, or extreme fajitas?

:08:29
-Just coffee.
-OK!

:08:30
Sounds like a case
of the Mondays.

:08:32
[Brian chuckles]
:08:37
What if we're still doin' this
when we're fifty?

:08:41
It would be nice to have
that kind of job security.

:08:44
Lumbergh's gonna have me work
on Saturday.

:08:46
I can tell already.
:08:48
I'm gonna end up doin' it,
because, uh...

:08:50
because I'm a big pussy...
:08:52
which is why I work
at lnitech to begin with.

:08:54
MICHAEL: Uh, yeah, well,
I work at lnitech...

:08:56
and I don't consider myself
a pussy, OK?

:08:58
SAMIR:
Yes. I am also not a pussy.


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