:12:03
You see, it would be this mat...
:12:05
that you would
put on the floor...
:12:07
and it would have different
conclusions written on it...
:12:11
that you could jump to.
:12:19
MICHAEL: That is the worst idea
I've ever heard in my life, Tom.
:12:21
SAMIR: Yes. Yes, it's horrible,
this idea.
:12:27
Uh, look...
:12:29
I gotta get outta here.
:12:31
I'll see you guys later...
:12:32
if I still have a job.
:12:35
MICHAEL: Yeah.
:12:36
Our high school
guidance counselor...
:12:38
used to ask us what you would do
if you had a million dollars...
:12:40
didn't have to work...
:12:42
and whatever you'd say
was supposed to be your career.
:12:45
So if you wanted
to fix old cars...
:12:46
then you're supposed
to be an auto mechanic.
:12:48
SAMIR: So what did you say?
:12:50
I never had an answer.
:12:52
I guess that's why
I'm working at lnitech.
:12:54
No. You're working at lnitech...
:12:56
'cause that question
is bullshit to begin with.
:12:58
If everyone listened to her,
there'd be no janitors...
:13:00
because no one would clean shit
if they had a million dollars.
:13:02
SAMIR: You know what I would do
if I had a million dollars?
:13:04
I would invest half of it
in glorious mutual funds...
:13:08
and then take the other half
to my friend Asadulah...
:13:10
who works in securities--
:13:11
MICHAEL: Samir. Samir,
you're missing the point.
:13:13
The point of the exercise is
you're supposed to figure out...
:13:15
what you would want to do if--
:13:19
"PC load letter"?
What the fuck does that mean?
:13:39
[Turns on television]
:13:44
LAWRENCE: Hey, Peter, man!
Check out channel nine!
:13:47
Check out this chick!
:13:48
Damn it! Lawrence,
can't you just pretend...
:13:50
Iike we can't hear
each other through the wall?
:13:53
LAWRENCE: Oh, sorry, man!
Anne over there or somethin'?
:13:55
No, but...
:13:57
If you want to talk to me,
just come over.