Office Space
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because no one would clean shit
if they had a million dollars.

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SAMIR: You know what I would do
if I had a million dollars?

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I would invest half of it
in glorious mutual funds...

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and then take the other half
to my friend Asadulah...

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who works in securities--
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MICHAEL: Samir. Samir,
you're missing the point.

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The point of the exercise is
you're supposed to figure out...

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what you would want to do if--
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"PC load letter"?
What the fuck does that mean?

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[Turns on television]
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LAWRENCE: Hey, Peter, man!
Check out channel nine!

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Check out this chick!
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Damn it! Lawrence,
can't you just pretend...

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Iike we can't hear
each other through the wall?

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LAWRENCE: Oh, sorry, man!
Anne over there or somethin'?

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No, but...
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If you want to talk to me,
just come over.

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Hey, man, check this out, dude.
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ANNOUNCER:
The key is early detection.

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Tumors that are detected--
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Aw, jeez, Lawrence.
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LAWRENCE: Sorry, man. I thought
you'd want to see this.

:14:17
Doesn't that chick
look like Anne?

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Yeah.
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A little bit. I...
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Hey, she hasn't been over here
in a while.

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You two still goin' out?
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Yeah.
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I guess. I--I don't know.
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Sometimes I get the feeling
like she's cheating on me.

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Yeah. I get that feeling,
too, man.

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What do you mean by that?
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I don't know, man.
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I just get that feeling
lookin' at her, like...

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she's the type of chick
that just...

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Uhh.
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Oh, I'm sorry, man. Look, l--I--
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You know,
I'm talkin' outta my ass.

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PETER: Forget it. Don't worry.
It's all right.

:14:54
Just--I had a rough day.
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LAWRENCE: Tell me about it, man.
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Ohh...
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Ooh, I gotta wake my ass up...

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