:08:02
Dressing up as Alice in Wonderland
and stuff for a bunch of kids?
:08:09
But, you know, Steve wasn't
exactly cut out for that stuff.
:08:18
Maybe in a past life...
:08:20
...I was a poet or an artist.
:08:23
You know, maybe you talk about
past lives and all that stuff...
:08:27
...because, well,
you don't know who you are.
:08:30
What the hell are you talking about?
I don't know who I am?
:08:34
Well, you don't.
I mean, you told me...
:08:36
I don't wanna talk about it
with you or anyone else.
:08:39
I'm just trying to help.
:08:47
It wasn't like Steve and I
lost touch with each other...
:08:50
...but he was definitely
in places I wasn't...
:08:53
...like some ashram in India...
:08:55
...and communes up in Oregon
where they picked apples all day.
:08:59
It was pretty much
of a journey for Steve.
:09:01
The kind that's as much
on the inside as on the outside.
:09:04
I mean, he definitely must
have been to weird places.
:09:16
See the new Playmate?
Miss October?
:09:19
Hey, man, Miss August is way better.
:09:22
Boobs out to here.
:09:24
Honest to God, Ballmer.
You have no culture.
:09:28
Yeah, right.
Like you go around reading Plato.
:09:33
You're the only guy I know...
:09:34
...who could make furniture
out of Playboys, for God sakes.
:09:37
Look, you got enough
to make a chair.
:09:40
You don't have to worry
about them moving...
:09:42
...because they're stuck together.
- Get out.
:09:44
- They're all stuck together.
- Sometimes back then...
:09:47
... I could've throttled Bill Gates.
:09:49
The guy could turn any human situation
into a poker game.
:09:52
Forget about classes. Poker.
:09:54
The fact that the world might
end tonight? No problem, poker.
:09:57
Or we're finally deciphering
the meaning of life.